There’s no better time in life than when you find out that some of the celebrities you grew up with are turning 50. Having your icons run around on this earth for half a century can only mean that you’re also getting old and at least the utmost of your good days are long behind you by now.
Let’s take a look at some celebrities of whom we’d rather forget that they’re turning 50 this time. But they’re – trust me.
Paul Rudd
Remember Ant-Man? Don’t worry, no one does. Anyway, Paul Rudd is turning 50 this time, which is a weird thing because he hasn’t progressed a day in over a decade.
Jennifer Lopez
Oh god, this bone’s painful, isn’t it? She’s turning 50 and looks fit as hell, whereas I can’t indeed make it to 30 without getting fat. She’s presumably a time rubberneck – there’s no other explanation.
Matthew McConaughey
Yes, indeed Matthew is turning 50 this time. It’s a shame to realize that we’ll presumably have to do without his acting in many decades. Then’s to hoping he can keep his career going as long as Anthony Hopkins because he’s truly an awful actor.
Gwen Stefani
Gwen hasn’t progressed a day since turning 26 presumably, so this is kind of a shock. I remember her being in her 20s when No Mistrustfulness had all those successes so I guess it makes sense that she’s turning 50 this time, but I don’t suppose I’m ready to accept it yet.
Marilyn Manson
I guess all the make-up really does allow you to cheat for 10 times, right? Again, we all remember him having successes in the 90’s so we can’t act too surprised, but I suppose – indeed with all the make-up – numerous people would pay top bone to look that youthful at 50.
Edward Norton
Another one of those actors that just doesn’t feel to progress. We all know Edward from his amazing performance in Fight Club, but that’s also been a many decades. Feel old yet? Neither does Ed!
Dave Grohl
Yes, indeed gemstone stars get old. The Nirvana, Foo Fighters, Queens of the Stone Age, and Probot (among other systems) musician still has an energy position of someone half his age, so then’s to hoping he’ll keep on performing music until he turns 100.
